The new ‘girls’ are not very lady like.
They fart….a LOT!
I lean forward…they fart!
I twist….they fart!
I lay down…and they fart!
And when they aren’t farting…they’re bubbling or swooshing.
For now, I will be avoiding quiet places.
Mainly because I wouldn’t know whether to say ‘excuse me’ or just crack up laughing.