The case of the ‘farting foobs’…

The new ‘girls’ are not very lady like.
They fart….a LOT!

I lean forward…they fart!
I twist….they fart!
I lay down…and they fart!

And when they aren’t farting…they’re bubbling or swooshing.

For now, I will be avoiding quiet places.
Mainly because I wouldn’t know whether to say ‘excuse me’ or just crack up laughing.

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2 Responses to The case of the ‘farting foobs’…

  1. Sarah says:

    Hi Tracey, You crack me up! And I got my first fil yesterday (30cc’s), and i have to hold my chest when I laugh! Still have my drains! Going on week 3. Next week I get 60 cc’s.
    Sounds like your doing well!


    • Tracey says:

      Aww bless….sorry!!!!
      How are you loving those drains? Aren’t they the most awful and annoying things EVER?
      I hope you are doing good with everything. Hope the fills go well, I found they weren’t quite as bad as I thought they would be. The actual process itself, not the after pain as they got bigger, but then they were starting me at 100cc’s a time, I did well a few times, but then it started hurting, so they cut me down by half. 😦
      Now you know where the port is, you should get a compass and put it near you, the needle will spin from North to South…it’s like the Bermuda Triangle.
      What can I say, I’m easily amused 😉


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