The new ‘girls’ are not very lady like.
They fart….a LOT!
I lean forward…they fart!
I twist….they fart!
I lay down…and they fart!
And when they aren’t farting…they’re bubbling or swooshing.
For now, I will be avoiding quiet places.
Mainly because I wouldn’t know whether to say ‘excuse me’ or just crack up laughing.
Hi Tracey, You crack me up! And I got my first fil yesterday (30cc’s), and i have to hold my chest when I laugh! Still have my drains! Going on week 3. Next week I get 60 cc’s.
Sounds like your doing well!
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Aww bless….sorry!!!!
How are you loving those drains? Aren’t they the most awful and annoying things EVER?
I hope you are doing good with everything. Hope the fills go well, I found they weren’t quite as bad as I thought they would be. The actual process itself, not the after pain as they got bigger, but then they were starting me at 100cc’s a time, I did well a few times, but then it started hurting, so they cut me down by half. 😦
Now you know where the port is, you should get a compass and put it near you, the needle will spin from North to South…it’s like the Bermuda Triangle.
What can I say, I’m easily amused 😉
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